

One day long ago when the world was new, I came upon the brilliant idea to produce erotica and this is what has become of it. I chose this moniker because if a man makes a photograph of a naked Woman he is immediately branded a 'pornographer' by the lowly and the misguided. I figured well in for a penny in for a pound so I stuck my pole between a slutty little honey's lips and become not just a real pornographer but The Virtuous Pornographer
Witness! Am I not virtuous!
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Everybody's favorite little nook where I put the lost things that I find. A lot of you petulant creatures might say with contempt, "Ohhh I saw that or I knew that" Well, that may be so which means this particular section isn't for you. The World isn't just about you, Man. You're not special so -#FuqOuttaHere
Holy shit it's fucking BLONDIE except she's not fucking she's singing. I must have been in my hole under the rock when this came out because I was today years old. Look at that outfit. It looks like it was put together with scraps of black satin and tied to her with string. I've pulled stuff like that out of a amazon package before for a shoot and the model and I looked at each other and thought, "How the fuck do you put this on"? Blondie put it on and wears it well. Looking fab and putting on a show at 40+.
This is the good stuff. Finely crafted and a wide array of product choices. Their leather lingerie is a must have. At the very least buy your partner a collar. Every Squirrel Grrl should have a collar. If your Grrl doesn't have a collar, now's the time.
Alexa. A USDA approved GILF. A collection of snapshots with Alexa from several photo/video shoots we did.
Part of this song is featured in the film, SINNERS, and I am ashamed to admit that I have yet to see it as I'm quickly coming to the conclusion that it is a must see and I am delinquent in maintaining my grasp on popular culture and the entertainment industry. Well you know we all stumble and fall..stumble and fall. The number of Oscar nominations really didn't persuade me because the Oscars can be contrived and influenced by political wokeness so their awards should be taken with a grain of salt in these modern times. What really intrigues me is its nature as a musical and my astonishment to realize it's kind of a vampire movie which I had long thought to be an over done trope, but what takes the cake is it has our beloved Jack O'Connell who plays Paddy Mayne in BBC's SAS: Rogue Heroes and in SINNERS plays a Daddy vamp, an undead bard, who some say, is as old as St. Patrick.
So enjoy this enchanting ballads and let it calm your troubled Soul and then go watch SINNERS.
Elle Roberts:
Wild Mountain Thyme
Give us this day the occasional NIETZSCHE




"I regard a philosophy which teaches the denial of the Will as a teaching of defamation and slander."
--Friedrich Nietzsche


























