One day long ago when the world was new, I came upon the brilliant idea to produce erotica and this is what has become of it. I chose this moniker because if a man makes a photograph of a naked Woman he is immediately branded a 'pornographer' by the lowly and the misguided. I figured well in for a penny in for a pound so I stuck my pole between a slutty little honey's lips and become not just a real pornographer but The Virtuous Pornographer

Witness Me! Am I not virtuous!

Parts of this website remain under construction but can still be viewed unless you discover they can't.

Adventures of The Virtuous Pornographer

The day I met Sydney and the photos we took.

Squirrelgrrl Dragonfly

I really enjoy this set. Dragonfly has such a great smile and pretty eyes. She delighted in having cock in her face and between her lips and I was most willing to oblige her. Now because I am a generous pornographer, I now bless you with a few images that you may use to masturbate your pathetic peckerwoods.

Dani: Squirrelgrrl on deck

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Stay tuned for the next Squirrel Grrl set where you will be enthralled with fine images of her latina passion being lavished upon my cock.

This is the good stuff. Finely crafted and a wide array of product choices. Their leather lingerie is a must have. At the very least buy your partner a collar. Every Squirrel Grrl should have a collar. If your Grrl doesn't have a collar, now's the time.

Razz - a fine upstanding specimen of an intelligent, elegant, and beautiful Woman takes her rightful roost in the Hen House

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The Internet is the most fantastic medium ever evented to reveal one's hussydom and it delights me to no end that Women of all magnitude use it to display their movements and their bare midrifts. Let's face it; let's be honest; dance is a vestige of animalistic mating rituals. The goddamned birds do it and birds are what dinosaurs once were so we can postulate that the fucking duck-billed platosaurs did it too. Luckily Humans have evolved quickly enough that we can copy the birds and can eshew the necessity of attracting a mate by displaying a bright red monkey asshole. We prefer to dress up fancy in leather, put on a hat and tap our feetses.

Paula Roberts:

Irish Flamingo Dancer

Yes I know it's flamenco dancing but she's a bird trying to get her eggs fertilized so 'flamingo' I says.

"Look at the pelicans! Fly pelicans!"

--Tony Montana

HUSSY

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Dance

CDKCompany

Lost and Found

Being in the entertainment industry and being an X-er of the Film and TV Generation, I've become somewhat of an aficionado when it comes to the quality and entertainment value of such things and therefore am qualified to share my opinion. In addition I owe no one any favors nor do they hold sway over me so know always when to spend your money and time at the theatre or in front of the living room screen and when not to thanks to he who is GRACIOUS.

FILM/STREAMING

FILM/STREAMING

Civil War

American Primeval

Film

Regardless of your keenness for Gotye, whether it be a matter of taste, to feel an unwanted emotion, or to simply be tired of hearing it as it is an oft-played hit, it is the muse for what is a candidate for the 10 best choreographed pieces so far in video history. Quirky, sharp, smooth, no move is executed twice. My first watch, I snorted at what I perceived to be an insufferable display of Hipster bullshit, but the undefinable being in me forced my to observe it in its fullest.

Netflix

Netflix

VS.

Horizon

Everything about this piece is top shelf and supports a phenomenal troupe of dancers who interpret this tune with a creativity and excellence I don't know that I have ever seen before. Everyone in this performance individually deserves a standing ovation and a garland of whatever millennial hipsters would want to wear. I don't want to sound like an asshole calling out hipsters but if'n they weren't hipsters, could they do this thing this well?

Give us this day the occasional NIETZSCHE

"Moral intolerance is an expression of weakness in a man: he is afraid of his own 'immorality', [thus] he must deny his strongest drives because he does not yet know how to employ them."

--Friedrich Nietzsche

Aryun Goa and her Siberian Hawk Dancers