

One day long ago when the world was new, I came upon the brilliant idea to produce erotica and this is what has become of it. I chose this moniker because if a man makes a photograph of a naked Woman he is immediately branded a 'pornographer' by the lowly and the misguided. I figured well in for a penny in for a pound so I stuck my pole between a slutty little honey's lips and become not just a real pornographer but The Virtuous Pornographer
Witness! Am I not virtuous!
Parts of this website remain under construction but can still be viewed unless you discover they can't.

One of those "I was today years old". A ten year old song now popularized again by the film, APEX, with Charlize Theron (who is awesome btw).
Read about it in The Virtuous Pornographer's latest BLOG... or don't.
WHAT THE FUCK?
My new section that I have named, "WHAT THE FUCK?" Probably pretty self-explanatory but for the people at the back of the short bus, it's where I post links to fucking weird shit I find on the Internet. Stuff that I don't put in the "Lost and Found" section because it deserves special recognition for either being strange, curiously artistic, or just plain fucked up, or hard to tell which exactly.

Everybody's favorite little nook where I put the lost things that I find or cool things that I also find. A lot of you petulant creatures might say with contempt, "Ohhh I saw that or I knew that" Well, that may be so which means this particular section isn't for you. The World isn't just about you, Man. You're not special so -#FuqOuttaHere


I haven't subscribed to AppleTV much but recently, for lack of anything worthy on STARZ or NETFLIX, I tuned into AppleTV namely, to pick up on FOUNDATION where I had left off, but discovered this gem instead. Alexander Skarsgard plays a synthetic security unit programmed to guard an independent survey team on an alien planet. The catch: 'Sec Unit' has hacked its own governing program and is operating according to its own free will.
!!!Found!!!
!!!LOST!!!
Holy shit it's fucking BLONDIE as a brunette. I must have been in my hole under the rock when this came out because I was today years old. Look at that outfit. It looks like it was put together with scraps of black satin and tied to her with string. I've pulled stuff like that out of a amazon package before for a shoot and the model and I looked at each other and thought, "How the fuck do you put this on"? Blondie put it on and wears it well. Looking fab and putting on a show when she was only 40+.
This is the good stuff. Finely crafted and a wide array of product choices. Their leather lingerie is a must have. At the very least buy your partner a collar. Every Squirrel Grrl should have a collar. If your Grrl doesn't have a collar, now's the time.
I'm so happy I uncovered these classic shots of Stacie Starzz. She was a splendid catch. A little nervous, I had her smoke a cig to calm down and then I had her smoke my cock and now she is the newest addition to the tree full of classic Squirrel Grrls.
Give us this day the occasional NIETZSCHE




"The whole of European morality is based upon what is useful to the herd."
--Friedrich Nietzsche


























