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Pet Kitty Summer 2026
The Virtuous Pornographer's latest seduction production is this fine specimen of au natural dark delight. Jewell reveals her petite brown body and shows her naked pussy for the betterment of Mankind
Adventures of The Virtuous Pornographer
The day I took Christina to a gutted factory
A Squirrel Grrl Audition
Not content with being just this Summer's Pet Kitty, JEWEL, tries out for the next Lipstick/Lollypop tease. Check out the shots we did to see, "if we vibed".
The lovely Eden gets a roost in the Hen House

One of those "I was today years old". A ten year old song now popularized again by the film, APEX, with Charlize Theron (who is awesome btw).
Read about it in The Virtuous Pornographer's latest BLOG... or don't.
WHAT THE FUCK?
My new section that I have named, "WHAT THE FUCK?" Probably pretty self-explanatory but for the people at the back of the short bus, it's where I post links to fucking weird shit I find on the Internet. Stuff that I don't put in the "Lost and Found" section because it deserves special recognition for either being strange, curiously artistic, or just plain fucked up, or hard to tell which exactly.

Everybody's favorite little nook where I put the lost things that I find or cool things that I also find. A lot of you petulant creatures might say with contempt, "Ohhh I saw that or I knew that" Well, that may be so which means this particular section isn't for you. The World isn't just about you, Man. You're not special so -#FuqOuttaHere


I haven't subscribed to AppleTV much but recently, for lack of anything worthy on STARZ or NETFLIX, I tuned into AppleTV namely, to pick up on FOUNDATION where I had left off, but discovered this gem instead. Alexander Skarsgard plays a synthetic security unit programmed to guard an independent survey team on an alien planet. The catch: 'Sec Unit' has hacked its own governing program and is operating according to its own free will.
!!!Found!!!
!!!LOST!!!
Holy shit it's fucking BLONDIE as a brunette. I must have been in my hole under the rock when this came out because I was today years old. Look at that outfit. It looks like it was put together with scraps of black satin and tied to her with string. I've pulled stuff like that out of a amazon package before for a shoot and the model and I looked at each other and thought, "How the fuck do you put this on"? Blondie put it on and wears it well. Looking fab and putting on a show when she was only 40+.
This is the good stuff. Finely crafted and a wide array of product choices. Their leather lingerie is a must have. At the very least buy your partner a collar. Every Squirrel Grrl should have a collar. If your Grrl doesn't have a collar, now's the time.
I'm so happy I uncovered these classic shots of Stacie Starzz. She was a splendid catch. A little nervous, I had her smoke a cig to calm down and then I had her smoke my cock and now she is the newest addition to the tree full of classic Squirrel Grrls.
Give us this day the occasional NIETZSCHE




"Virtues are as dangerous as vices in so far as one lets them rule over one as authorities and laws from without and does not first produce them out of oneself, as one should do..."
--Friedrich Nietzsche




























