What's more American than your Mom's apple pie? Somebody else's Mom's apple pie of course. What's even better than that? Fucking someone's Mom's apple pie of course. I doubt there are more motherfuckers any where than in America. Well...maybe in Brasil. There are probably a lot of motherfuckers in Brasil. Oh and Great Britain too. Shit, let's face it, there are motherfuckers all over, fucking your Mother, taking pictures of her and putting them on the Internet. If you ever see pictures or video of your Mother here, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! How are those apples?