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  • DICK LOVEPUSSY SAYS, "What a clean and tight looking dirt hole! Now that's an ass that I could enjoy burying my tongue into. I just wish this wench had a giant pair of meat curtains to go with that tang. I give her a 9 out of 10."

  • JEBEDIAH McCRACKER SAYS, "Looks pretty cherry to me. I doubt it has known the pleasure of a fat cock because it seems still puckered up tight. 10 out of 10."

  • TIM TEABAG SAYS, " Ooooo that so fresh and so clean, clean. Nothing better than plunging your peckerwood into the depths of a virgin-looking asshole that isn't already fucked inside-out and looks like a baboon's ass injected with too much Botox. 10 out of 10."

  • PETER PIPER SAYS, "That's a fine dining opportunity. All clean smooth assholes are tens and this one begs to be eaten and gaped! 10 out of 10."

  • THE MAN WITH NO NAME SAYS, "I've heard tale that this ass is so tight that it's impenetrable by most. Flawless, 10."