...or maybe even Djinn-jah. I could totally see this check being a Djinn in a bottle...or a Jeannie for all you "I dream of Jeannie" mutha-fuckers and I'm talking Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman. Now Gin-ja was a bit like Jeannie in that 60s show except this Djinn showed her belly button and even had a cool tattoo encompassing it. Just like Jeannie she was an innocent midwest girl from an Indiana town who grew up short and she grew up tight and with those Indiana boiz one seemingly left her with child one night. Glad I escaped that horrorshow I mean not like it wouldn't be fun making house with a saucy, saxon-haired Squirrel Friend but raising a godddamned brat #FuqOuttaHere. Now in my world a Jeannie I rescue from a bottle a beach after I just done crash landed my space ship better suck my dick and have an IUD but sometimes that is too much to ask so you don't ask it and you just take the pretty pics instead. Doing amateur glam nude photography may always be fun but sometimes it's not games. I didn't do games with Ginger-san but I suppose I could have and I should have and here we go with regrets. I only ever regretted fucking one chick and that was this big fat Squirrel I picked up from Club Rumorz one night. It was disgusting. I remember her slamming my car door when I dropped her off at her house with her knowing I'd never see her again. I was the one who was taken advantage of. I ALWAYS regret not fucking a chick I should have fucked. I'm a terrible man but I'm a man and IYKYK. Anyways as you can see Ginger is not fat but sports a rather healthy Womanly frame. Lot's of good Irish potatoes got put on her plate when she was raised. Goddamn I should have fucked this Grrl what the fuck was I thinking? I mean look at her for fucks sake. I sit here and type this pathetic confession and can only imagine the full extent of the glory and pleasure that we would have experienced together in our moment of random yet meaningful coupling.
