Witness! Am I not virtuous!
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Pet Kitty Summer 2026
The Virtuous Pornographer's latest seduction production is this fine specimen of au natural dark delight. Jewell reveals her petite brown body and shows her naked pussy for the betterment of Mankind
Adventures of The Virtuous Pornographer
The day I took Christina to a gutted factory
A Squirrel Grrl Audition
Be sure to come visit when the season changes. A great new photo set of the next Pet Kitty will be available.
Fall's Pet Kitty is the one and only LilMizzUnique
Not content with being just this Summer's Pet Kitty, JEWEL, tries out for the next Lipstick/Lollypop tease. Check out the shots we did to see, "if we vibed".
WHAT THE FUCK?
Japanese Yodeler Takeo Ischi. The Cat yodels as well as the best of them and makes chicken noises as well as the best of them. What the fuck is a Japanese man doing in der Schweiz yodeling and clucking? He should be in the Hen House supervising the Women wearing a big red comb on his head.
When I tell you this is fucked up, I mean it is kinda weird but, in its weirdness, it has a greatness that surpasses things most grown up theatre kids create. Shadowman @GrouseHouseTV is a completely improv piece and deserves a Stage Award. I ain't EVEN gonna say anything that spoils this. You just go ahead and watch it then go take a dump but make sure you put a lock and key on your poop.
My new section that I have named, "WHAT THE FUCK?" Probably pretty self-explanatory but for the people at the back of the short bus, it's where I post links to fucking weird shit I find on the Internet. Stuff that I don't put in the "Lost and Found" section because it deserves special recognition for either being strange, curiously artistic, or just plain fucked up, or hard to tell which exactly.
Everybody's favorite little nook where I put the lost things that I find or cool things that I also find. A lot of you petulant creatures might say with contempt, "Ohhh I saw that or I knew that" Well, that may be so which means this particular section isn't for you. The World isn't just about you, Man. You're not special so -#FuqOuttaHere
This sexy, beautiful, smart (well kinda smart) hippie German chick started showing up on my IG feed. She started off teaching Amis and who ever else might stumble upon her simple German phrases. Now she's been raving about how much better German Healthcare is than what we have in America. What's important is her tits. She wears select tops which highlight her delicious melons. It actually hurts to watch her shake them at the very beginning of her clips. They are enchanting in every sense of the word In fact this is a MUST SEE for every healthy Man. Seriously click the photo and follow her IG. Turn the sound down if she annoys you but for the love of God take a look at those liter=sized milk jugs.
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The Magic Garden is a fine example of psychedelic influence on 70s television. This was at the height of the golden age of television. This show had the edge on Sesame Street with a greater viewership. One of those things in life you forget influenced you and then you come across it one day and you are forced to think to yourself, "Yeah now I get it." Carol, the chick on the right, was a real hoot. She had the vibration of someone who tripped LSD and didn't give a fuck. This could almost be in the 'What the Fuck' section. God Bless these two Women.
Commiserate with me as I slowly build my BDSM section. I am a man of extremes and as a Goddess worshiper, there is also that aspect of me which delights in the sexual slavery of the female. To me a Woman stands either as a Goddess whom one should worship or as a pleasure slave whom one should have like in the Bible; there is no in between. Anyone who is lukewarm gets spewed out of the mouf.
Candy
Eden
This is the good stuff. Finely crafted and a wide array of product choices. Their leather lingerie is a must have. At the very least buy your partner a collar. Every Squirrel Grrl should have a collar. If your Grrl doesn't have a collar, now's the time.
A Throwback set to my time in the land of the Bluegrass. Naomi St. Claire was an early Internet Pro-Am Grrl and I had the pleasure of photographing her one day.
Give us this day the occasional Enlightenment
"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct them to hold in higher esteem those who think alike [rather] than those who think differently."
--Friedrich Nietzsche
Ummet Ozcan
Techno Shaman. He'll get you stoned and operate you like a voodoo doll.
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